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I just want to paint my nails. And maybe get drunk.
Katie complaining about finals
4/25/12 — 12:40am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZDt3lwKHU2H_ Filed under: #finals  #school  #nail polish  #alcohol  #drunk 
Water is bullshit.
Katie, sharing her opinion on various beverages  
4/22/12 — 5:45pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZDt3lwK7bl7X Filed under: #water  #healthy 
Becca has Poor Time Management.
  • Becca:

    I will see you at my funeral.

  • Katie:

    It'll be a party.

  • Becca:

    Dance on my coffin?

  • Katie:

    Lots of Dubstep.

3/28/12 — 11:33pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZDt3lwIk8A0h Filed under: #no sleep  #party  #dubstep  #procrastination 
kYou have to keep that thing alive. If you don’t, you go to jail!
Katie, talking about children
3/5/12 — 1:20pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZDt3lwHWQjKK Filed under: #kids  #having children would be frightening 
It's all about compromise.
  • Katie:

    I hate school.

  • Katie:

    Can I just drop out?

  • Becca:

    No.

  • Becca:

    So close. Can't.

  • Katie:

    I guess you have a point.

  • Katie:

    ... can I just be drunk for the rest of the semester?

  • Becca:

    Yes.

2/23/12 — 12:07am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZDt3lwGtpril Filed under: #alcoholism  #college  #graduation 
Fatties for Life
  • Katie:

    Where's my phone?

  • Becca:

    It's under your empanada.

Notes: 1 2/10/12 — 6:09pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZDt3lwGCe-BM
Adventures in Nail Painting.
  • Becca:

    If I lick my nail, how is it supposed to taste?

  • Katie:

    You shouldn't taste anything, that's how you know it's dry.

  • Becca:

    ... Will you lick my nail for me?

2/6/12 — 1:52pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZDt3lwF_x-Ai
Jesus! Mother of God!
Becca, not comprehending the importance of word order. Again.
1/29/12 — 10:55pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZDt3lwFb_MiS
I would marry Kronk.
Katie, watching the Emperor’s New Groove.
1/22/12 — 10:21pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZDt3lwFDYhSi
If Pauly Shore was more attractive, he’d be the perfect man.
Katie, watching Son-in-Law
1/22/12 — 10:21pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZDt3lwFDYXcQ